Little Caesars Pizza

Food : 4/5 | Service : 4/5 | Atmosphere : 4/5 More
May 19th, 2023

I never understood what it fully meant to be alive... Before this pizza I just lived . The 3 meat GOAT of all pizzas was unreal. At first glance it was just beautiful, like any other meat lovers dream.... Until everything changed. I got slapped in the face with pure flavour the minute I took the first bite. By the end of my last slice, I didn't feel normal. Before I could even lick my lips I found myself floating off the ground. I couldn't believe my eyes as the pages of my life flashed before my eyes, the final chapter of life has begun... I ....AM ...HIM.
May 14th, 2023

There I was alone, scared and naked. But a shinning gleam in the distant drew me in, what else was it but pretzel crust pizza. The powerfull combination of salt and butter brought me back to the reality of humanity and how good people truely can be. The GOAT of all pizzas, you have saved me from the cold void of the great abyss.
May 14th, 2023

This evening i had the pleasure of enjoying the tastiest pretzel crust pizza, the crust was dripping with butter and granular salt, the combination danced upon my tongue doing a playful tango. I experienced pure euphoria as my tastebuds were baptized in butter....the flavor transcended me to a whole new level of being....i have died and went to heaven......also my heart feels funny....
May 11th, 2023

The environment was quite hostile, and truly made me feel uncomfortable and unwelcomed.
May 8th, 2023