Dylan Ferris

When you die in Ottawa, you respawn here. Gave two stars because the residents still use dial-up so you can't call an Uber and have to wait 45min for a bus, forcing you to rethink all the life choices which led you to this.
Aug 7th, 2022

Took a lesson on how to create an excel spreadsheet. Took me upstairs to the bedroom, spread me out on the sheets and let me tell you, he excelled.
Jul 14th, 2022

This is the worst amoeba chiropractor that I ever experienced..... but if you don't have an amoeba excellent service quick response times
Jul 14th, 2022

Paid $420 for a 12-week programming course and only learned how to sing karaoke without a microphone. Although my dating life has improved, I now am left in a state of emptiness and confusion as to what the hell life is all about. Makes a mean miso soup though.
Jul 3rd, 2022

What comes to mind when I reflect upon the years I spent absorbing from The Chosen One? I could mention the long cold nights sleeping upon thy darkend porch while dog's and night creatures nipped at my heels. COMFORT I could mention the 45 steam saunas that thy insisted this foul one partake should mine eyes run afoul of yours. CLEANLINESS I could mention thy Holy Brown-outs, wistful and rage full as they were, deafening the very voice of God. Visage of crimson, frothing as a galloping thoroughbred ready to devour my very essence, nay, soul. COMPLETENESS All and all id give em a 6.5/10
Jun 30th, 2022